Leftovers
Windows 7 Whopper
Jan 12th
How do you say “Oh My God” in Japanese? Burger Kings signature product – The Whopper - is getting a 7 day makeover in Japan. The Japanese fondness for beef is well known, and Burger King wants to indulge them with the “Windows 7 Whopper”. That’s 7 patties made of beef, filler, and perhaps some sort of chemical to kill bacteria, topped off with the usual Whopper ingredients. A meal guaranteed to backup your system and/or cause a serious crash due to overload. Remember, you can always resort to the “three finger salute” – Ctrl-Alt-Purge - if you need to! It’s not likely that Microsoft will support this version of Windows 7 due to the health risks and short shelf-life.
The Kids of South Park
Dec 17th
I thought this was cool.
The Kids of South Park - Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny
Tiger in the Rough
Dec 12th
Tiger in the Rough
Dontcha’ just love what some people can do with Photoshop? Kinda reminds me of American Gothic, with a twist! Ya gotta love somebody who will bust out a window to save your life, even after you’ve treated them like an afterthought. Elin Nordegren deserves better. I hear she just bought a house December 1st – in Sweden – and is expected to file for divorce after Christmas.
Disclaimers and Terms of Service
Jul 29th
For Customers who use our Services.
You must read and agree to the following Disclaimers and Terms of Service
Computer Systems which have been compromised by malicious software may be in a volatile and unstable state. It is very difficult – if not impossible – to know to what extent this is so. In such a case, damage may have already occurred to the files on your hard drive, and additional damage may occur in our attempts to remove malicious software.
